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Episode 4 - Wrapped in the Dialectic
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Episode 4 - Wrapped in the Dialectic

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Welcome to Meltdown Hour. We are a new podcast for a new era featuring two old-school ladies.

Join Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger on their crusade against the political spectacle as their loyal waterboy Peter Clarke makes sure their mental hospital runs on time.


Topics Covered in Episode 4:

  • Peter is still a normie liberal centrist in Trump’s America who likes Joseph Gordon-Levitt

  • Ann and Rachel remember a bunch of times they were cancelled

  • Ann wrote a song about how communists don’t tip

  • Rachel questions if we still need a counterculture now that we’re just the culture

  • A pseudo-intellectual E-Girl stages a fight with the Hegelian E-Girls for being pseudo-intellectuals

  • Peter questions if the Hegelian E-Girls are metamodern art

  • Rachel puts Ann on spot and asks if she thinks she’s a failed performance artist

  • Peter is taking submissions on metamodernism for his magazine Jokes Review while cooking up a writing compilation that’s also a demented parody

  • Ann is writing something positive and/or psychotic about talking cats and dogs

  • The old-school ladies discuss how people have caught up to the ideas they’ve suffered for

  • Peter asks Rachel to go to Austin to meet Joe Rogan but Rachel is more interested in going to DC to meet JD Vance

  • Was White Boys for Kamala a joke?

  • Rachel knows the 2020 election was rigged and Peter attempts to debunk her

  • Rachel was The Trump of the Transhumanist Party elections and a real life cannibal was The Biden

  • Ann thinks democracy is just a repetitive sociological mechanism

  • Rachel wants to create an American Aesthetic

  • Top Secret Literary Hereticon!


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