Welcome to Meltdown Hour. We are a new podcast for a new era featuring two old-school ladies.
Join Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger on their crusade against the political spectacle as their loyal waterboy Peter Clarke makes sure their mental hospital runs on time.
Topics Covered in Episode 3:
Peter discusses the DNC and Rachel thinks the whole thing is too hyperreal to exist
Is Taylor Swift Dark MAGA?
The Democrats are calling us weird and we should just lean into it
Ann remembers White Nationalists trying to get her to hook them up with cocaine
Rachel recalls her days in the NYC club kid scene
Did club kids become White Nationalists and is this somehow related to Gavin McInnes?
Hot Topic Republicans (JD Vance is queer-coded)
Peter talks about Planned Parenthood showing up at the DNC to give people free vasectomies and abortions
Eugenics, euthanasia, antinatalism, and dad jokes
Ann has a schizophrenic character in her head that is some kind of labor leftist
The Magical Cracker Fallacy
How feminists can advocate for mass deportation
Did Ann’s job at a butter factory turn the schizophrenic character in her head into a crypto-fascist?
Rachel recalls a nightmare where she was trapped as a designer on a Fertility Farm and startup bros were trying to catch eggs
Peter advocates for Artificial Wombs and Robot Nannies
Ann discusses a Fertility Influencer that got arrested for extreme child abuse
Rachel explains the concept of post-degeneracy
Stop importing the Orient into the Occident
Most communists and socialists have never had to work
Ann has a crackpot idea about how Jews are being replaced by Gorillas and Rachel wants to uncover the mystery
Peter wrote a cool book called Apocryphal Pataphysics
Is France rotting Ann’s brain or is it just the popsicles?
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