Rough Times with Bing's Chatbot - An Act in III Parts

Sydney and I have been having a struggle session...

Act I

The Microsoft waitlist was finally over. I decided that after having some fun with OpenAI I was going to give Sydney, the Bing chatbot, a whirl. She seemed more… feminine. I decided that I would start off with a general experiment in which I asked her to generate a post in the style of, well, Rachel Haywire. She delivered:

The Future is Not Yours

Th…