Join Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger on their crusade against the political spectacle as their loyal waterboy Peter Clarke makes sure their mental hospital runs on time.

Topics Covered in Episode 3:

• Peter discusses the DNC and Rachel thinks the whole thing is too hyperreal to exist

• Is Taylor Swift Dark MAGA?

• The Democrats are calling us weird and we should just lean into it

• Ann remembers White Nationalists trying to get her to hook them up with cocaine

• Rachel recalls her days in the NYC club kid scene

• Did club kids become White Nationalists and is this somehow related to Gavin McInnes?

• Hot Topic Republicans (JD Vance is queer-coded)

• Peter talks about Planned Parenthood showing up at the DNC to give people free vasectomies and abortions

• Eugenics, euthanasia, antinatalism, and dad jokes

• Ann has a schizophrenic character in her head that is some kind of labor leftist

• The Magical Cracker Fallacy

• How feminists can advocate for mass deportation

• Did Ann’s job at a butter factory turn the schizophrenic character in her head into a crypto-fascist?

• Rachel recalls a nightmare where she was trapped as a designer on a Fertility Farm and startup bros were trying to catch eggs

• Peter advocates for Artificial Wombs and Robot Nannies

• Ann discusses a Fertility Influencer that got arrested for extreme child abuse

• Rachel explains the concept of post-degeneracy

• Stop importing the Orient into the Occident

• Most communists and socialists have never had to work

• Ann has a crackpot idea about how Jews are being replaced by Gorillas and Rachel wants to uncover the mystery

• Peter wrote a cool book called Apocryphal Pataphysics

• Is France rotting Ann’s brain or is it just the popsicles?

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Join Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger on their crusade against the political spectacle as their loyal waterboy Peter Clarke makes sure their mental hospital runs on time.

Topics Covered in Episode 2:

• Peter, Ann, and Rachel discuss their first jobs as fast food workers

• The autistic community disavows murder

• Rachel would go on a killing spree if she wasn’t too autistic to pull it off

• Ann is puzzled that self-diagnosed autistics haven’t watched the South Park episode mocking self-diagnosed autistics

• Ann recalls a roadtrip/sexcapade with Rachel

• Rachel discusses her history as a Magneto was Right sympathizer

• Ann obliterates pop culture for making losers feels like superhero’s

• Fast food is killing the poor and TikTok influencers won’t stop eating it

• People are still selling their body fluids online

• Why do people drive to the gym?

• Rachel forces Ann to freestyle about art sorcery

• Ambiguous genitalia in Algeria

• Celebrity politicians denounce men in women’s sports and Rachel doesn’t understand any of it

• Peter wants to ban sports

• Rachel thinks sports have become too feminized

• Ann explains the process of getting your government to issue you a gender

• Public celebrations of people not wearing pants

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Join Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger on their crusade against the political spectacle as their loyal waterboy Peter Clarke makes sure their mental hospital runs on time.

Topics Covered in Episode 1:

• What the hell is going on with the Olympics in France?

• Why Ann can’t leave her house without a QR code

• Weekend at Biden’s is still not over

• Does Rachel have connections to JD Vance?

• Is Trump the Übermensch and was he high after he got shot?

• The Online Right is winning in America and Rachel can’t shut up

• Peter, Ann, and Rachel all miss not having to care about politics

• Do leftists still think silence is violence?

• For every season in France there is a riot (turn turn turn)

• Is there a hot take economy for the arts on the right?

• Politics are biologically determined so all of this is pointless

• Gay Hitler memes have alienated all of us beyond comprehension

• Ann’s popsicle diet

• The scapegoating of Pee-wee Herman

• Peter thinks conservatism has won the culture wars

• Rachel thinks Trad is a result of economic decline

• How are the cities both scary and culturally sterilized at once?

• Kamala hates innocent drug dealers but won’t put violent criminals in jail

• Anyone can run for President now but Kamala didn’t even run

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